The Atlantic Wire:

Blagg offers 15 branding ideas for the egg nog energy drink of the future. The list includes “Eggstreme Nog,” “NogMonster,” “Four Lokristmas,” “Yule Fuel” and “O TannenBomb.” For the complete list, see here. 

Remarkably, the Wire did a little digging and we discovered that an eggnog energy drink actually exists. Behold, Nutrament’s eggnog-flavored energy and nutrition drink:

As the product description makes clear, Nutrament has a “milk shake taste” and “keeps you going strong.” By the looks of the 12-ounce can, it probably makes for a good stocking stuffer too!

So…this exists.

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