The Race Begins: Gearing Up for the 2048 Presidential Election

An important deadline for Election 2048 is fast-approaching. Due to the mandate in the U.S. Constitution that American presidents must be at least 35 years old to take office, parents who want their children to be eligible for that election cycle should start trying to conceive now or in the immediate future, generations of accumulated data about fertility and the length of gestation suggest. 

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Who else is banking on President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?

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   I thought this was an Onion article at first.

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   It’s all good. I got a fountain of youth made of Brawndo.

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    But But But Idiocracy didn’t take place until 2505.

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    I just love the fact that the Atlantic made this joke.

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    Reblogging for the name because it’s going to happen.

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