July 12, 2013
How Sharknado Explains the Federal Reserve

There is a movie called Sharknado. It is a real movie. It is about sharks in a tornado. The killer sharks in the tornado fly around snatching up people who say things like “we just can’t wait here for sharks to rain down on us.” 
And it explains everything you need to know about the Federal Reserve nowadays.
Sharknado, the movie, might just be a dumb story about sharks. But Sharknado, the business, is a story about a cable channel’s need to keep upping the ante to persuade viewers that it can always come up with a crazier idea than the last. After all, this isn’t the SyFy Channel’s first foray into absurdist animal action. Before tornadoes started catapulting great white sharks at unsuspecting victims, there was Sharktopus and Dinoshark and Piranhaconda. But with each stoner nightmare of science-or-nature-gone-wrong, SyFy has had to turn the ridiculousness to 11 to keep anybody’s attention: Alright, you’ve seen a genetically-engineered shark-human hybrid go on a rampage, but what about a genetically-engineered supergator … versus, um, a a dinocroc!?! (Those are real movies by the way).
Read more. [Image: The Asylum, Yuri Gripas/Reuters, Gary Cameron/Reuters]

How Sharknado Explains the Federal Reserve

There is a movie called Sharknado. It is a real movie. It is about sharks in a tornado. The killer sharks in the tornado fly around snatching up people who say things like “we just can’t wait here for sharks to rain down on us.” 

And it explains everything you need to know about the Federal Reserve nowadays.

Sharknado, the movie, might just be a dumb story about sharks. But Sharknado, the business, is a story about a cable channel’s need to keep upping the ante to persuade viewers that it can always come up with a crazier idea than the last. After all, this isn’t the SyFy Channel’s first foray into absurdist animal action. Before tornadoes started catapulting great white sharks at unsuspecting victims, there was Sharktopus and Dinoshark and Piranhaconda. But with each stoner nightmare of science-or-nature-gone-wrong, SyFy has had to turn the ridiculousness to 11 to keep anybody’s attention: Alright, you’ve seen a genetically-engineered shark-human hybrid go on a rampage, but what about a genetically-engineered supergator … versus, um, a a dinocroc!?! (Those are real movies by the way).

Read more. [Image: The Asylum, Yuri Gripas/Reuters, Gary Cameron/Reuters]

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    This is both brilliant and scary.
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  6. houseoforange said: I really dislike this whole sharknado thing…
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