December 26, 2013
Why Gold Would Be Useless In an Economic Apocalypse

Since November, financial advisor David Marotta has been publishing a series of blog posts on how to manage your money in the event of a financial apocalypse—as in a world of hyperinflation, governmental collapse, and anarachic mobs. You know, the standard stuff of a doomsday prepper’s fever dreams. While Marotta admits he has some fears about the direction of the country (the man’s not an Obamacare fan, to say the least) most of it seems to be fairly tongue-in-cheek material aimed at talking potential clients down from investing in some of the crazy, survivalist scams advertised on conservative talk radio. (Sadly, The Washington Examiner seems to have missed the humor). 
And the first scam on his agenda? Plowing all your money into gold, of course.
Read more. [Image: Reuters]

Why Gold Would Be Useless In an Economic Apocalypse

Since November, financial advisor David Marotta has been publishing a series of blog posts on how to manage your money in the event of a financial apocalypse—as in a world of hyperinflation, governmental collapse, and anarachic mobs. You know, the standard stuff of a doomsday prepper’s fever dreams. While Marotta admits he has some fears about the direction of the country (the man’s not an Obamacare fan, to say the least) most of it seems to be fairly tongue-in-cheek material aimed at talking potential clients down from investing in some of the crazy, survivalist scams advertised on conservative talk radio. (Sadly, The Washington Examiner seems to have missed the humor). 

And the first scam on his agenda? Plowing all your money into gold, of course.

Read more. [Image: Reuters]

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